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#Hips don t lie by shakira trial
The trial date was set for July 31, the day before Shakira and Emilio were to wed. Shakira, who had passed the bar exam in Columbia, decided that she should be Emilio's defense council in court. What was more shocking was how Shakira was told. She was shockec when she was told that it had been her own hips who had told the lie about Emilio. Who would say such a thing about my Emilio?" Shakira pondered aloud in the official language of Columbia. "I am very shocked by this turn of events. Shakira was very shocked by this turn of events. Her hips told the government of Columbia that Emilio was a spy, and that he had traded secret government secrets to the Russians! The government swooped down into action and took Emilio into custody. She had been pledged to marry a man named Emilio, and her life was sunny and bright. She had been forced to abandon her homeland of Columbia because her hips ahd been caught in a treacherous lie. Shakira meerly looked off into the distance, reminiscing. "Well what's your story? We have nothing better to do, so you could tell me a story to pass the time." Wyclef couldn't understand why this pretty young girl was so quiet. She couldn't understand why this guy was talking to her. The person she saw was a very good looking hispanic man. Shakira looked towards the source of the utterance. She went up to the door of "Mui Caliente" and stood in the line to get in. The best part of her outfit were these amazing strappy shoes that clicked really loudly when she walked. She made her way through the dark alley-way, dressed in the finest of clubbing outfits. Or so it seemed, until one fateful night when Shakira came to town. And this circle would never stop as long as "Mui Caliente" was still in business. And with bandages come the consumption of the world's natural resources and so on in a never ending circle of consequences. And with gangsters and thugs come fights. The club was only frequented by the most beautiful hipanic people the world had ever seen.Īnd with beautiful people come gangsters and thugs. The club was named "Mui Caliente" and indeed it was very hot. The mist filled alley-way lay glimmering in the light of the sign of the bumping dance club. Hips Don't Lie: The Narrative Starring Shakira featuring Wyclef Episode 1: Hips Don't Lie
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If you like them I may post future Episodes on here. They are for the purpose of general absurdity, and to pass my summer boredom time. They are sort of silly, and not meant to be taken seriously in the least.
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Well, I've been posting these on my myspace and xanga.